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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7291 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.