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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3788 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.