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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7992 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3076 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.