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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1478 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 400 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 225 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.