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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5997 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7405 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3683 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.