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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8631 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 184 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.