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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5724 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 299 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.