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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2959 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7396 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.