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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9573 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.