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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2830 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.