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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 8580 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2285 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.
