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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8530 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.