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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8812 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 116 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.