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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5186 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4020 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 6570 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6870 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.