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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 371 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 8239 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.