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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 7679 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 62 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 834377 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.