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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6767 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Votes: | 5889 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.