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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1191 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 9473 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Magic Items Found: | 1764 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.