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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1449 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1007 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.