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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1230 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.