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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3661 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.