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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1210 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8585 |
Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.
Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.