Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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