New Minecraft Servers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of dealing with real-life problems like small dicks and relationships? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape for you!

Join us and experience a world where the size of your blocky character is the only thing that matters. No need to worry about breaking up with your virtual girlfriend because here, everyone is single and ready to mine!

Embark on epic adventures, build incredible structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you based on the size of your pickaxe. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having a block-tastic time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • “Why Didn’t They End Up Dating” Minecraft SMP

    “Why Didn’t They End Up Dating” Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the title of Chicken Whisperer?

    So come on down to our server and see why everyone is asking, “Why didn’t they end up dating?” Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Her Game? Minecraft Server

    Her Game? Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, explore a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers, and even take on a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato of ultimate power!

    But that’s not all – our server also has a disco party every Friday night in the Nether, where you can dance with zombie pigmen and show off your best creeper impression. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a golden llama trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the year!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hunter x Hunter Minecraft SMP

    Hunter x Hunter Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Togashi’s SMP is here to shake things up!

    Join JEETrollo for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that Togashi himself will personally challenge players to epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

    But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impression.

    So what are you waiting for? Join JEETrollo today and see what Togashi has in store for you! But be warned, you may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Murdered America Minecraft Server

    Murdered America Minecraft Server

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and experience the wildest adventures, like when America decided to challenge Russia to a PvP battle and ended up taking out 100 Russian players in one epic showdown! It was like a real-life Hunger Games, but in Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like “TNT Run with a Twist” where the floor disappears randomly and you have to dodge falling anvils while trying to stay alive. It’s a heart-pounding experience that will have you on the edge of your seat!

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Neighborhood Watch Minecraft SMP

    Neighborhood Watch Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right), or participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build a giant toilet out of pink wool in under 10 minutes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Llama Mafia” who roam the land on their trusty llamas, demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! And don’t forget to post a pic of your neighborhood – we need to make sure you’re not secretly a llama spy in disguise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCreeper – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCreeper – Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with kissing dotards and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where you can battle it out with legendary heroes from Dota 2, all while building your own epic creations in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Pudge or Crystal Maiden to take down creepers and zombies?

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and secrets waiting to be discovered. Unravel the mysteries of the Dota 2 universe while crafting your own story in Minecraft.

    And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we’ve got you covered too. Our server is the perfect place to learn the ways of Dota 2 and show off your skills in a whole new world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate crossover of Dota 2 and Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

    The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

    Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

    So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

    2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

    3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

    4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

    Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

    No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

    Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

    Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BreadSRV

    BreadSRV

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    A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

    Join the discord to read the rules.

    213.239.198.168:31496

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

    Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

    No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Why Not? Minecraft Server

    Why Not? Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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