Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge like the time I accidentally only connected a single 8 pin CPU connector on a motherboard and somehow it still worked! Who needs proper cable management when you have luck on your side? Plus, you never know what other crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – like building a roller coaster that launches you into the sky or accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your friend’s base. So come join us and see what kind of chaos you can create!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Secret Passages Found: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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