Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the chaos of everyday life.

Need a break from accusations of misogyny over innocent phrases? Look no further! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of judgment or drama. Build a castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with your virtual friends.

So why join our server? Because where else can you escape accusations of belittling your partner with a simple phrase like “unfortunately your mother’s right”? Only on our server, where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds.

Don’t let the real world madness get you down, join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in the game!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • 99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

    99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux
    Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 7921
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • FearlessCraft SMP

    FearlessCraft SMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyFoolery

    CraftyFoolery
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

    COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server
    OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 New Chunks Explored: 228277
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CraftyCanuckRevolt

    CraftyCanuckRevolt
    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Ores Mined: 3890 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

    T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

    we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

    oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

    so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Dragon Quest Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dragon Quest Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Dragon Quest General! Are you ready to embark on a quest filled with dragons, warriors, and more? Join us on this epic journey through the world of Dragon Quest, where you can battle monsters, explore dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures.

    Halloween Edition: Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! Get ready for some spooky surprises and ghoulish fun as we celebrate Halloween in style. Dress up your character in a creepy costume, carve pumpkins, and join our haunted house building contest for a chance to win some awesome prizes.

    Newsflash: The Dark Prince has arrived, and he’s causing chaos in the kingdom. Will you be able to defeat him and restore peace to the land? Plus, get ready for some exciting remakes, new releases, and fan translations that will blow your mind.

    Guides Galore: Need help getting started in Dragon Quest? Check out our beginner’s guide for all the tips and tricks you need to succeed. And don’t forget to explore our treasure trove of resources, including monsterpedia, DLC searchers, and more.

    Links for Days: Dive into a world of ROMs, hacks, mods, translations, anime, music, and more with our handy links. Plus, discover the best art, guide books, and non-H doujins that will take your Dragon Quest experience to the next level.

    Brothers in Arms: Join forces with your fellow gamers in our brotherhood of Dragon Quest enthusiasts. Share your stories, strategies, and memes as you bond over your love for all things Dragon Quest.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legendary hero in the world of Dragon Quest. The fate of the kingdom is in your hands, so grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and let’s slay some dragons together!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP

    ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness ika having daily mental breakdowns over the sheer awesomeness of our server. Rumor has it that their base is just a giant pile of dirt because they can’t handle the pressure of building anything else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

    CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyWeirdos

    CraftyWeirdos
    Are you tired of living in a world where everyone thinks your country is weird? Well, come join our Minecraft server where weird is the new normal!

    On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a llama to work, and even have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Our community is full of quirky characters who will make you feel right at home, no matter how strange your customs may seem to outsiders.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embrace your inner weirdness! Who knows, you might even discover that what’s normal in your country is actually the coolest thing ever.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!

    PharmaCraft: No Raw Material for You!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

    build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

    we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

    don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Limitless Life Minecraft Server

    Limitless Life Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’ll make you live past 100 years! Like, for realz, fam. Join us and you’ll be immortal in the Minecraft world. We got potions that make you invincible, diamond armor that’s stronger than your grandma’s hugs, and mobs that’ll make you pee your pants. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So come on, join us and let’s live forever in the world of blocks and pixels! #YOLO #MinecraftImmortality

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

    Red Dawn: Where even the Creepers are more peaceful than the factions

    Red Dawn SMP | 1.20.1

    Are you looking for an immersive Minecraft server where you can settle anywhere, build your own empire, and contribute to a thriving community? Look no further! 😀

    About the Server:

    Red Dawn SMP is a brand-new server featuring a custom modpack designed to enhance every aspect of gameplay while keeping the core vanilla feel. You can explore and claim the perfect spot for your base, distance is never an issue, thanks to trains and an expansive railroad network currently in the works. Transport players, goods, and resources quickly across the map, making trade and collaboration between factions easy and efficient.

    What We Offer:

    Complete Freedom Build your base wherever you desire, explore as far as you like, and establish your own nation or faction with no limits. The server’s infrastructure will connect us all through railroads, so no location is out of reach.
    Collaborative Play We’re looking for players who want to be part of something big. Start new factions, contribute to large scale community projects, gather resources, and help the server grow as a united community.
    Massive Projects Join forces with other players to create cozy towns, cities, and industries. Whether you’re into building, redstone & engineering, farming, or managing resources, your skills will make a difference in shaping the server.

    Mods:

    Complementary Shaders, Create Mod with multiple add-ons, Farmer’s Delight, Sophisticated Backpacks, TaCZ Guns, Furniture and decor mods, overhauled dungeons and abandoned structures to explore, Relaxing ambient sounds, Dark mode UI, Xaero’s Minimap + World Map, Naturalist, Distant Horizons, Inventory Tweaks, and more!

    • Backported Tricky Trails Update: Experience new features from Minecraft 1.21 in 1.20.1!

    What We’re Looking For:

    Active players passionate about building, engineering, farming, or resource management.
    Those interested in joining a progressive community, contributing to faction growth, and participating in server-wide projects and events.
    Mature players (18+) preferred for a respectful and organized environment, but exceptions can be made for younger players!

    Your Role: As a founding member, you’ll help shape the server’s future and lore. Your contributions, whether in building, resource gathering, or faction leadership will lay the foundation for what’s to come. Your creativity and collaboration will define the nations and alliances that will take place in Red Dawn SMP for years to come!

    Modpack download instructions and IP address will be at our discord server! See you there! :p

    Only join if you plan on being active.

    https://discord.gg/gzSAf98G Message me if you have any questions!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 281 Farms Harvested: 213
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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