Are you tired of family drama and relationship entanglements? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any baby mama drama!

On our server, we don’t judge your block placement or your choice of materials. We welcome all players, whether they bring their baby mamas or not (we do have a strict no-baby-mama drama policy, though).

Join now and escape the real world drama for a virtual world of endless possibilities. Who needs family arguments when you can build a castle and ride a pig into the sunset? Let’s block and roll!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CarnivoreCraft: Where Herbivores Fear to Tread

    CarnivoreCraft: Where Herbivores Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff and follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join our server where carnivores run wild and you never know when you’ll come face to face with a T-Rex trying to steal your diamonds. And forget about picking Duna as your starting point, here you’ll start off on the back of a fire-breathing dragon ready to take on the world.

    But the real challenge comes when you try to beat Saurheadshiggydiggy, the legendary boss who guards the ultimate treasure. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the riches for yourself? Join our server and find out!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty André’s Epic Battle: The Unloseable Minecraft Server

    Crafty André’s Epic Battle: The Unloseable Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where battles are taken to the next level! Imagine if André the Giant refused to lose a fight on our server, it would be crazier than Wrestlemania XXXIX when Cody lost! Join us for insane PvP battles where anything can happen, even if it defies all logic and reason. Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between legendary Minecraft players that will go down in history as the most epic battle of all time! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness

    Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’

    Blockheads R Us: Where even the creepers ask ‘What is it about players from here?’
    Oh, let me tell you about the players on this server! They’re like a bunch of wild llamas on a sugar rush, always building the craziest structures and pulling off the most ridiculous pranks. One time, someone built a giant roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit – talk about a thrill ride! And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the PvP arena. It’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords duking it out for the title of ultimate warrior. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about – just don’t forget your sense of humor!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7111 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 131
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

    CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

    Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

    And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

    Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mines Excavated: 1810

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Crazies

    Crafty Crazies
    Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

    Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

    But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

    Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

    ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!
    Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

    MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks
    Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

    Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

    So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

    ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

    Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

    We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

    So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Mines Excavated: 2543
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

    Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server
    Nova Realms SMP
    :construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
    :people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
    :no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
    :clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
    :tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
    :mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
    *(we are also accepting staff applications)*

    If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

    We hope to see you there!

    Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

    https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

    A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

    Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

    A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

    Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

    A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

    A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Crafty Berserk Bonanza

    Crafty Berserk Bonanza
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

    Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

    PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?
    Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

    Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

    And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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