| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8865 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3049 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1585 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8487 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1401 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7223 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2443 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 6307 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4345 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 4320 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5800 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 9261 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9324 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 415 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5629 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2495 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 176 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1872 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 171 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8211 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 133 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1272 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 94 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8905 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 397 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1510 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7622 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Magic Items Found: | 3947 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
