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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 3284 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 149 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?