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Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UglyCraft

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If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

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lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	3165	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

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come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1392	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	235	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyBoredomBeGone

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	4690
Farms Harvested:	180	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

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hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

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so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Farms Harvested:	944
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2