Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Stop Them Minecraft SMP – The Chronicles of Chaos

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Are you tired of being a noob on other servers and getting wrecked by hardcore players? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon against the try-hards – a magical llama army that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, diamonds! Join us and harness the power of these majestic creatures to become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary taco stand that grants you special powers when you eat their spicy tacos. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just chow down on a taco and watch the magic happen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, the llamas are watching…

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

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🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

GrossButYum SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ores Mined:	5748
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2946	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyLiesMC

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That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyBomberBrigade

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so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3861	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

StepSibSquadCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockLifeAccepted

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Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	4340

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Taste Bud Adventures

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Calorie Cut Craft

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so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!