SexyHipsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixel Party: Where Spongebob, Batman, and Pikachu Build Together

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Master Pai Mei’s kung fu skills? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic battles and crazy adventures!

Imagine Pai Mei himself as your loyal servant, chopping down trees with his bare hands and building epic structures faster than you can say “wax on, wax off.” With his deadly skills and wise teachings, he’ll have you dominating the server in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a whole roster of characters from different media ready to serve you in the ultimate Fate showdown. From Spongebob Squarepants to Darth Vader, you never know who might show up to lend a hand (or lightsaber) in your quest for glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of the server, with Pai Mei by your side and Spongebob as your trusty sidekick. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4799	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old maps? Well, look no further because I made this map and let me tell you, it’s so accurate that even your grandma would mistake it for the real world! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw dance parties. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us for a chance to mine with Moonahoshinova herself! That’s right, the virtual idol is waiting for you to dig up some diamonds together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will give you deja vu. You’ll feel like you’ve been here before, but trust us, it’s just the sheer awesomeness of our server blowing your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can loop orbiture EP while building your epic creations. It’s the perfect soundtrack for your Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the chance to karaoke with Moonahoshinova and explore the 3D archives of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server

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Are you tired of constantly being spotted by those pesky AI mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has just released a new addon that makes you practically invisible to them through foliage! Say goodbye to getting ambushed while trying to gather resources or build your epic base.

Join our server for the ultimate challenge – we’ve added a new game mode where all the mobs are controlled by real-life chickens. That’s right, chickens are now the overlords of the Minecraft world and they are out for revenge! Can you survive their clucking wrath and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city on our server that is inhabited by a colony of friendly Endermen who just want to party all day and night. Join them for dance-offs and Ender Pearl races, it’s a wild time down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re always plotting something…

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server

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Are you tired of always being behind Jamal and Paco in everything you do? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can finally get ahead of them! Join us and experience a world where Jamal and Paco are always one step behind you, trying to catch up but failing miserably.

With epic quests, insane challenges, and the power to outshine even the most competitive players, this server is perfect for those who are tired of living in Jamal and Paco’s shadow. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show them who the real Minecraft champion is!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Tekken character and fight your way to victory. Want to play as Heihachi and throw your enemies off cliffs? Done. How about using Kazuya’s devil powers to summon lightning bolts on your foes? Absolutely.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden combos and moves for each character that will leave your opponents scratching their heads in confusion. And don’t worry if you’re new to Tekken, our fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	115	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

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Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8361
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have uncovered the shocking truth behind Bethesda’s hatred for humanity rebuilding itself.

Join us as we unravel the mystery of why Bethesda wants the NCR destroyed and humanity to start from scratch. Is it because they’re secretly aliens trying to take over the world? Or maybe they just really hate progress and want us to stay in the Stone Age forever.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can defy Bethesda’s evil plans and build a glorious civilization that will stand the test of time. So come join us and let’s stick it to those pesky game developers who want to hold us back!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crops Grown:	6248	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Eruvs and Kapparoth are the norm. Need to make sure your virtual food is Kosher? We got you covered! And don’t even get us started on the Tashlikh mini-game where you can toss your sins away like yesterday’s leftovers.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to wrestle with an angel like Jacob? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling celestial beings for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being the most powerful being on the planet! As a low status young single male, you have nothing to lose in life, so why not wreak havoc and chaos in our world? Build giant monuments to your awesomeness, create insane traps for unsuspecting players, and unleash your inner mad scientist with crazy experiments. Who cares about dying when you can respawn and continue your reign of terror? The possibilities are endless, so come join us and see how far you can go before they manage to stop you (if they can)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Runes Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Gender Bender Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a gender-bending theme where everyone can be whoever they want to be – whether you’re a guy who wants to be a girl or a girl who wants to be a guy, we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons while rocking a fabulous dress or build the coolest castle while sporting a killer beard. Our community is all about embracing your true self and having a blast while doing it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that in Minecraft, anything is possible – even if it involves some serious gender-bending shenanigans!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Angry Koreans Minecraft Server – Where Impatience and Passive-Aggressiveness Collide for Epic Gameplay!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve turned the whole society into an army! That’s right, forget about peaceful villagers and cute animals, we’ve got soldiers running around ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for your survival in a world where every block could be your last. Build your own fortress, gather resources, and recruit your own army to dominate the battlefield. But be careful, because the enemy could be lurking around every corner, waiting to strike.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft world where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to fight like your life depends on it (because it actually does)? Join us now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixelated Pranksters Minecraft Server: Where Everything is a Virtual Reality Mission!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us for an epic adventure where the entire game is actually a VR mission! That’s right, you’ll be immersed in a virtual world where nothing is as it seems. Just like in Metal Gear Solid 2, you’ll question reality, your own identity, and maybe even the meaning of life itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is inspired by the novel “The New York Trilogy” and will have you feeling like a detective trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Snake himself pointing to his bandana and giving you infinite ammo as a hilarious gag.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly mind-blowing? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	254	Void Gems Collected:	36
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3