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Crafty AF

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>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

Join our Minecraft server and never miss out on epic builds like this again! Who needs real life when you can have the perfect virtual world to escape to? Plus, you never know when you might need a place to hide from your mom finding your secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers. Join now for the ultimate adventure and maybe even find a new home for your Minecraft self!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky Booty Buds: Where Creepers Explode and Friendships Are Made

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your thoughts? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and the only rule is to have fun!

But that’s not all – our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your long-lost family. Need a mommy GF? We’ve got plenty of players who are ready to take on that role (in-game, of course). And as for staying safe while exploring, don’t worry – our server is so clean, you’ll never catch any virtual diseases here.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find what you’re looking for (or at least have a good laugh along the way)!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

parkour civ

Civ, ep, evbo, Minecraft, Parkour, planetminecraft, Server, Survival

this is the server for parkour civ made by evbo there are 20 ep so far and there will be more to come __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Shrimpy & Smiley Server: Peppered with a pinch of Vanilla, version 1.16.5!

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Minecraft Server Overview
I’ve made a vanilla smp server, that aims to be a small friendly place where you have fun and meet other people. It has a few quality of life improvement addons, like horse overhaul, instant tree cut down and etc. You can join at mateeeminecraft.uk.to, there’s no whitelist or nothing.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla SMP?	Yes, the server is a vanilla SMP server with some quality of life improvement addons.
What are some of the quality of life improvements?	Some of the improvements include horse overhaul, instant tree cut down, and more.
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, there is no whitelist required to join the server.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server at mateeeminecraft.uk.to.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Jump Rookies R Us

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you just won $1000? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even westerners are winning big bucks (apparently that’s rare, who knew?). Join us and embark on a journey filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even some unexpected cash prizes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyCuck – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Cheating and Betrayal

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, Working Mama Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and impregnation!

Are you ready to discover that your Minecraft waifu might not be as loyal as you thought? Watch as your trust shatters with every block you place!

But don’t worry, our bulls are here to steal and impregnate other players’ waifus while they watch in horror. It’s a cuck’s worst nightmare come true!

So come on in and post pictures of your waifu for bulls to save and steal. Who knows, maybe your waifu will end up being a horny cumdumpster after all!

Join us on Working Mama Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Will you stay loyal, or will you be tempted to cheat with a big blocky cock? The choice is yours!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Avatar Minecraft Server

Avatar, Conquer, Custom, Faction, Factions, IROH, Korra, last airbender, Minecraft, Plugin, Roleplay, Server, Skills, Survival, world

This is a new server set in the world of Avatar the Last Airbender. It features a fully custom plugin with skills never before seen, designed for players to build their own world in a faction survival environment. Roleplay or fight to conquer the world, the choice is yours.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Innocent Islands: Where death is just a minor inconvenience! Join us for Land Claim, Jobs, Economy, and custom chaos in 1.20.4!

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Server Name	Innocent Islands
Gameplay	Adventure-driven gameplay filled with new content, exploration, progression, quests, and challenges
Community	Friendly community-based survival server
Website	innocentislands.feathermc.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XFd6d2sY

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to innocentislands.feathermc.gg

2. Is there a whitelist to join?

No, the server is open to all players.

3. What kind of gameplay can I expect?

Adventure-driven gameplay with new content, exploration, progression, quests, and challenges.

4. How do I become part of the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/XFd6d2sY to connect with other players and stay updated on events and announcements.

5. Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, be sure to read the rules on the server website to ensure you follow the guidelines and maintain a friendly atmosphere for all players.

6. Can I create my own quests and challenges on the server?

While the server may have its own quests and challenges, you are encouraged to create your own adventures and share them with the community.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Banter

achievement, AMBITION, banter, blocky, career, college, Disappointment, discrimination, dreams, education, envy, Future, hatred, injustice, Jealousy, judgment, MONEY, opportunity, Resentment, society, stereotype, success

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in rewarding education and punishing those who didn’t go to college! If you didn’t get that fancy degree, then you don’t get any in-game money – sorry, not sorry! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other ridiculous reasons to join our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn forest. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Potato Gods.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where anything is possible – as long as you have that college degree!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	435	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WrestleCraft: Where You Can Be Blackpilled and Still Have Fun, Bros!

Blackpilled, bros, conspiracy theories, critical perspective, cynical, DISILLUSIONED, disillusioned fans, disillusionment, distrust, Fun, grifter, jaded, mental health, mental illnesses, Negativity, online discourse, pessimistic, skepticism, toxic environment, WrestleCraft, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling industry

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with try-hards and grifters? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate escape from the madness of the wrestling world! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is like no other, where even the creepers have legit mental illnesses and the zombies are just misunderstood souls looking for a friend. Build your own blackpill fortress and watch as the world around you transforms into a hilarious circus of chaos and mayhem.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate blackpilled Minecraft experience! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. But hey, who needs wrestling when you have a world like this to explore?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

— TaediCraft — A Minecraft Server Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, OWNER, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, server description, Survival, TaediCraft

The owner of the server “– TaediCraft — A Minecraft Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EndRoom Snapshot 24w21b Server

24w21b, banner, Cool, EndRoom, Features, generation, God bless, LATEST, Minecraft, planet minecraft, Play, player, Regenerate, Server, Snapshot, Updates, Vanilla, Version, world

A server that is running the latest snapshot version of Minecraft, allowing you, the player, to try out the NEW cool features. I will be keeping this server up to date with the latest version upon release so you can guarantee a great place to play the latest and greatest!

The world too will be kept for as long as possible until I’m forced to regenerate due to large generation based updates to Minecraft.

GOD Bless.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MemeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy trees and diamond-encrusted llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that farts rainbows!

Join now and become part of our wacky community where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DopedCraft: Where Erdivisie players team up for some blocky fun!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you rolling on the floor laughing? Look no further than our server, where we have a team of eredivisie players who are doped up to the gills! These guys may not be the best at playing Minecraft, but they sure know how to have a good time.

Join us for epic battles, crazy building competitions, and hilarious shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that one time, one of our players built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour – all while riding a pig!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip, come join us today. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TimeCrafters

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build your own castle out of enchanted cheese blocks, and ride a llama into battle against the evil broccoli monsters.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Good heavens, just look at the time – it’s time to join the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3