| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3659 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 5969 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3154 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5218 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 29 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 6917 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3408 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 8190 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5933 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 1908 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 867 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5389 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3135 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 284 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9131 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2681 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 233 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2099 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6249 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 34 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5445 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 66 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4819 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Enchantments Applied: | 87 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3436 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4531 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 138 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 293 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8594 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1286 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3626 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 6459 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
