Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old jokes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we tell jokes that are so funny, even the creepers can’t resist chuckling!
But that’s not all – we have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of chickens will serenade you with a rendition of “Old MacDonald Had a Farm”. And if that’s not enough to tickle your funny bone, our resident sheep will perform stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have a side-splittingly good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you have a phobia of laughing so hard that you accidentally pee your pants. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server where your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the CHAMPION of building giant statues of CHICKENS. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS! But wait, there’s more. Another player discovered a secret underground tunnel that led to a hidden treasure room filled with DIAMONDS and CAKE. And guess what? That player became the richest and most popular player on the server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most intense PVP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: two players facing off in a EPIC duel on a floating island surrounded by lava, while riding on PIGS armed with DIAMOND SWORDS. It’s like something out of a FANTASY movie!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft community out there. Your ass is grass, and I’m the weedwackeRyS, baby!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you question the mysteries of life!
Join us and discover the true meaning behind the letter O. Is it really just a coincidence that poop and food both have two O’s? We think not! One O represents the dark depths of the anus, while the other O symbolizes the endless void of your hungry mouth. It’s a deep and philosophical journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Poop Food Kingdom, where players can embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the O’s. Rumor has it that those who reach the end will be rewarded with a feast fit for a king – a banquet of poop and food like you’ve never seen before.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your stomach turned) as you delve into the bizarre world of O’s and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
Welcome to VolcanicCraft, a Minecraft server where adventure await!, where friends and fun are the name of the game! Our server is a community of players who come together to explore, build, and have a great time in a safe and welcoming environment.
Creepers and other monsters lurk around every corner.
The key to survival is to use your skills and knowledge to stay ahead of the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our community today and start your Minecraft adventure with friends and fun!
If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and engaging survival experience, QSMP is the perfect choice for you. With a host of unique features and a friendly community, you’re sure to find plenty to keep you engaged and entertained.
One of the key features that sets QSMP apart from other Minecraft servers is its focus on survival. The server has been designed to provide a challenging survival experience that will keep you on your toes at all times. Whether you’re fending off hostile mobs, building your own shelter, or exploring the vast world, there’s always something new to discover and conquer.
But that’s not all – QSMP also offers a range of unique features that you won’t find anywhere else. For example, the server has a custom economy system that allows you to buy and sell items with other players. This adds a whole new level of depth and strategy to the gameplay, as you must carefully manage your resources and make smart trades to get ahead.
Another standout feature of QSMP is the community. The server is home to a friendly and welcoming community of players who are always happy to help out and chat. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game, you’ll find plenty of support and encouragement from your fellow players.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that offers a challenging survival experience with unique features and a friendly community, look no further than QSMP. Join today and start exploring the vast world and building your own place in it!
CarsonSMP is a semi-vanilla, survival world with an almost infinite border. A small community, but dedicated to playing survival. The owner, Cdcarson99 loves to share and loves to help other succeed in any project. This server includes a few plugins, none of which are overpowered!
Minemass is a modern, high-quality, Hungarian minecraft server with many game modes and unusual systems. If you like Prison, Skyblock, Survival game modes, you must try this one too!
Join our community, lead the top lists!
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If you’re an avid Minecraft player who’s looking for a server that offers a little something extra, Minemass is the perfect choice for you! This modern, high-quality Hungarian Minecraft server boasts a variety of game modes and unusual systems that you won’t find anywhere else. If you are a fan of Prison, Skyblock, or Survival, Minemass is a server you absolutely must try. Join this lively community today and climb your way to the top of the leaderboards! – HUNGARIAN LANGUAGE ONLY. NO English chat!
¡Bienvenid@s a Cyberius! IP: play.tecnius.net
Technical survival server, latest version of Java AND Bedrock, community focused for NON premium and premium.
There are great new items and dynamics that will make your experience special! The optional Texturepack includes custom skins, new items and mobs.
You’ll also find Dungeons with special bosses, unique items, and custom weapons!
And we have creative world!
The staff is very active, and is always working to fix any problem or question that arises. Don’t hesitate to talk to them!
The community awaits you!
Welcome to Spot Games! We have been providing fun for everyone for over 3 years, always bringing updates and improvements to ensure an even better gaming experience for everyone.
We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival, Skyblock, RankUP, FullPvP and more!
Come join our server with constant updates bug fixes and more.
Why should you join?
well you will be on a survival race to become number 1.
the server is active with good staff helping out where ever they can.
we have custom plugins that make out server stand out.
You earn reward for playing.
This isn’t just your normal survival server here you can:
– Do quests
– Get jobs that pay
– use a dark currency to get temp ranks and keys
– Claim your land for protection.
– Work together
And so much more
If any of that interests you come give us a look and even if it doesn’t still come check up out because we have something for everyone.
CrypticMC!
