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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3118 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”
