Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.
With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!
Our server is perfect for those who want to escape the real world drama and just focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden by a group of mischievous creepers – can you find it?
So come join us, where the only weight you’ll have to worry about is the weight of your diamond armor. And remember, on our server, everyone is beautiful in their own pixelated way!
Join us for epic adventures, like the time a player built a giant grapefruit castle that was attacked by a horde of angry lemons. Or the time someone discovered a secret underground cave filled with rare pith treasures.
So why wait? Come join us on this insane Minecraft server and see where your grapefruit-filled journey takes you!
We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, just like the time when your girlfriend cried over a bakery bag. Our server is filled with surprises, just like the time she accused you of “flaunting” your cinnamon roll.
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Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant broccoli monsters that shoot kale lasers from their eyes! Explore a world where carrots are actually sentient beings that will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Apple of Immortality!
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted fruits that grant you superpowers like flying on a banana peel or turning invisible by eating a magic blueberry!
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Imagine a world where you can mine and craft in peace, without anyone mentioning your pixelated physique. Say goodbye to the endless compliments and questions about your in-game lifestyle changes. Here, we focus on the important things, like creating a virtual paradise and avoiding virtual zombies.
Join our server today and escape the constant reminders of your past pixelated trauma. Build, explore, and conquer without the fear of someone asking if you’ve been eating virtual rice. It’s time to game in peace, because your Minecraft experience should be about fun, not body commentary.
So, are you ready to join a server where your virtual body is your business? Then come on over and let’s craft some crazy adventures together!
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
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Join us and experience a world where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed. Forget about likes and followers, on our server, the only approval you need is from your fellow players who will marvel at your insane building skills and epic adventures.
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| Server Type | Whitelisted Vanilla Server |
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| Version | 1.21.4 |
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The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21.4. Recently reset chunks in the world. Numerous experienced builders on the server.
Have fun, enjoy the game, make friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required.
Recently reset most chunks in the world to be similar to a new world on 1.21.4. Mods include TP to spawn, TP to home, TP back, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, Player/Mob Heads, Custom Nether Portals. Minimal restrictions on client side mods.
Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3. Check out the website for more information and fill out the application on the #smp-application channel on Discord.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the treacherous terrain of our server, just like the blind wife in the story navigates through life. But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any blindfolded challenges here (unless you want to try it for fun)!
Experience the thrill of protecting your kids from running off, just like the 4-year-old on our server who is a little flight risk. But don’t worry, we have safety measures in place to ensure everyone stays in line (no leash required)!
And if you ever feel like you’re not pulling your weight, just remember that in Minecraft, everyone has a role to play. Whether you’re cooking meals, sweeping floors, or mining for diamonds, every contribution counts.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (and maybe the occasional family drama)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Sir Clucksalot in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for days.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sun shines purple, the trees grow cotton candy, and the pigs wear top hats? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now and let the craziness begin!
Dive into a FREE-TO-PLAY survival world with advanced technology and endless exploration!
| Version | 1.21 |
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| Java IP | mc.slimecrew.org |
| More | slimecrew.org |
Enjoy a variety of addons:
✨ Your adventure awaits—join Slimecrew SMP today!