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Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

Background, blocky, Class, class dynamics, Clown, Country, economic class, education, Flag, income, Lifestyle, McBlockface, middle class, Minecraft, opportunities, Privilege, Server, social class, social hierarchy, society, Status, upbringing, Upper Class, wealth, Working class

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Farms Harvested:	124
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

Blockhead Shenanigans

Analysis, Behavior, Blockhead, causes, coping mechanisms, emotions, Environment, genetics, mental health, patterns, Psychology, reactions, Responses, Shenanigans, social influences, stress, Trauma, triggers, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Magic Items Found:	5917
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on RAINBOW LLAMAS while battling evil DERPY CREEPERS with EXPLODING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our CHOCOLATE RIVER and mine for DANCING DIAMONDS that will grant you UNLIMITED DAB POWER!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a TACO-LOVING DRAGON who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a DANCE BATTLE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most INSANE and WACKY adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

DreamyNightmare Minecraft SMP

anxiety, chilling, creepy, Darkness, dream analysis, dream interpretation, DreamyNightmare, fear, Haunted, Horror, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, Panic, phobias, Psychological, scary dream, sleep paralysis, smp, spine-tingling., subconscious, surreal, Terror

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while riding a pig? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most outrageous nightmares in the blocky world. Who needs sleep when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps with fellow players? Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your scariest dreams into the funniest stories on our wild and wacky server!

PretendCraft: Fake Fun Zone

conformity, enjoyment, Fake, fake enthusiasm, fake happiness, fake smiles, feigning interest, forced laughter, Fun, going through the motions, hiding true emotions, insincere compliments, keeping up appearances, masking true feelings, peer pressure, playing along, PretendCraft, pretending, pretending for others, pretending to like, putting on a show, social norms, societal expectations, Zone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

We guarantee that you will never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re battling a horde of zombie villagers or racing against a pack of speedy llamas. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have uncovered diamond-studded armor and enchanted golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not wishes, but they’re still pretty cool).

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, Moscow, president, repelled, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy, Zelenskiy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness goin on like zelenskiy tryna start a war with russia in minecraft lmao. we makin russia feel the heat, they tryna repel our incursions but we just keep comin back for more. join us for the ultimate battle of the century, it’s gonna be wild yo. come get in on the action and show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft showdown. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

Dino2Chickens: Cassowary Edition

ancient creatures, avian, bird evolution, Birds, cassowary, chickens, Dino2Chickens, dinosaur descendants, Dinosaurs, Edition, emu, Evolution, evolutionary biology, feathers, flightless birds, fossil record, genetic similarities, modern birds, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric, Scientific theory

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Votes:	4447
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

come join our minecraft server where dinosaurs actually did turn into chickens but also cassowaries and emus because why not? we have a crazy mod that lets you ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling creepers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of diamonds and every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas serenades you. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on down and join the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft

acceleration, athletic performance, energy transfer, Experimental Study, Friction, gain speed, gravity, kinetic energy, Mechanics, momentum, Motion, optimal pumping strategy, Physicists, PHYSICS., scientific research, Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft, Skate Park, skateboarders, skateboarding, sports science, Velocity

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magic Items Found:	3724	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have physicists figuring out the best way for sk8ers to get speed like zoom zoom brrrrrrrr. we got them using their big brain power to help u go fast like sonic on crack. imagine flying through the air like a majestic eagle on a skateboard. we also have secret portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking animals who give u quests to complete. u might even find a magical unicorn who will grant u three wishes, but be careful what u wish for cuz u might end up with a giant chicken as a pet. so come on down to our server and experience the most mind-blowing, speed-boosting, chicken-petting adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s ur problem, not ours.

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where we roleplay cleaning up creepers with a mop! Whitelist required.

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, CREEPERS, culture, Deadchest, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Events-hosting, Janitors, Lore, mop, Nations, Plugins, required, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp, story building, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Discord Info:

Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Joining the Discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

Our Plugins:

Plugins
Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
And others!

FAQ:

1. Do I have to join the Discord server to play on the Janitor’s Closet?

Yes, joining the Discord server is required. This is where all information and the community are located, and it helps filter out any unwanted players.

2. Are there specific build themes I have to follow?

No, there are no specific build themes to follow on the Janitor’s Closet. You are free to build in any era, genre, or style you prefer.

3. Can I create my own culture or nation on the server?

Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own cultures, nations, and stories on the server. It adds to the unique worldbuilding and roleplay experience.

4. How often are events held on the server?

Events on the server vary from lore-related to in-game fun activities. Players can also host their own events once they have an idea and gather participants.

YomaCraft Minecraft Server

17th Night, Community Outreach, Daily Yomawari Sensei, drug abuse, emotional struggles, Fist Fight, high school teacher, Japanese author, mental health, Minecraft, night patrol, Pt.1, Real Life Stories, school violence, self-mutilation, Server, teacher memoir, teenage problems, troubled youth, urban education, Yokohama City, YomaCraft, youth issues

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of a high school teacher turned night patrol officer in Yokohama City! Join us as we navigate through the chaotic world of troubled youth, from self-mutilation to drug abuse, all while trying to maintain order in the city.

In our 17th night on patrol, things really heat up as we find ourselves in the middle of a fist fight between two rival factions of blocky characters. Will you join the fight or try to break it up? The choice is yours!

But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. You never know what kind of shenanigans our players will get into, from building giant statues of themselves to starting their own underground black market for enchanted diamonds.

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of Yokohama City at night. Who knows, you might even become the hero that the city needs!

SMP_SonnyBoiCraft

baseball league, batting average, blue hair, championship streak, discrimination, Hero, home run king, M-League, Mister Monkey, Monkey and Club, Monkey Blue, Monkey Mountain, monkeys, near-perfect game, persecution, pitching arm, Rookie, SMP_SonnyBoiCraft, Steroid Monkey, Tragedy, Upper Monkey

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Buildings Constructed:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the world of Monkey Mountain, where the legendary Monkey League reigns supreme. Picture this: monkeys playing baseball with unmatched skill and talent, breaking records left and right.

Imagine Steroid Monkey, the home run king who smashed 80 home runs in a single year – talk about monkey business! Then there’s Upper Monkey, the miracle hitting machine who outshined the god of batting by two thousandths – now that’s swinging for the fences! And let’s not forget Mister Monkey, the catcher extraordinaire turned winning manager with a ten-season streak that’ll make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Enter Monkey Blue, the blue-haired maverick who shattered legends and became a symbol of hope for all monkeys. With his talent and determination, he took down the reigning king and led the underdog team to victory, ending Bigfoot’s championship streak at 10 – talk about a monkey wrench in the plans!

But tragedy struck in the midst of glory, with a near-perfect game ending in a heartbreaking loss. Will you join us in the Monkey League and help write the next chapter in this wild and wacky tale? The stakes are high, the competition fierce, and the laughs endless. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other – because in this SMP, anything can happen!

BlockyLoveWeddingWalk

awkward, Best Friend, BlockyLoveWeddingWalk, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Bridesmaid, ceremony, Communication, compromise, decision, friendship, Intimacy, reception, relationships, Religious, Request, Respect, sheltered, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings where everything goes according to plan? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous wedding ceremonies you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: bridesmaids entering the ceremony with llamas instead of groomsman, flower girls riding on the backs of pigs, and the bride arriving on a flying dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most drama-filled bridal parties you’ll ever encounter. Witness bridesmaids demanding to walk down the aisle with their boyfriends, groomsmen challenging each other to duels for the bride’s favor, and the priest accidentally summoning a horde of zombies during the vows.

Don’t miss out on the craziest wedding experience of your Minecraft life! Join our server now and prepare to say “I do” to the chaos.

CraftySMPRejects

boring hobbies, CraftySMPRejects, dull hobbies, hobbies not worth it, hobbies to avoid, hobbies to ditch, hobbies to ignore, hobbies to pass on, hobbies to skip, hobbies to steer clear of, hobbies with no value, least fulfilling hobbies, mindless pastimes, pointless hobbies, popular hobbies, stupid hobbies, time wasters, uninspiring activities, uninteresting activities, unproductive pursuits, Waste of time

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of spending your days doing boring hobbies like stamp collecting or watching paint dry? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why waste your time on pointless activities when you could be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds filled with adventure? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who will trade you rare items for stacks of emeralds.

So say goodbye to boring hobbies and hello to the most epic, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!