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Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a Minecraft legend. They built a castle so big that it could be seen from space, tamed a dragon as their loyal pet, and even discovered a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds.
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48xw.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Launch Day | Thursday, July 18th at 5:00PM PCT |
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| Server Type | Authentic Vanilla – Vanilla Anarchy |
| Server Version | 1.21 |
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| IP Address | 185.73.243.72:25579 |
| Discord Server | Join Discord Server |
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Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
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