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QT_Asian_Envy Minecraft SMP

acceptance, asian girlfriend, coping, coping mechanisms, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, DATING, emotional struggle, Heartache, Interracial Relationships, Loneliness, longing, longing for companionship, longing for love, Minecraft, qt asian, QT_Asian_Envy, relationships, romantic desires, smp, unattainable, unattainable love, unrequited love

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	70	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by normies who will never understand the struggle of not having a cute Asian girlfriend? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of adorable anime waifus just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building a love nest with your virtual waifu, complete with heart-shaped beds and endless stacks of diamonds for her to admire. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated paradise filled with endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the despair of not having a qt Asian gf in real life. In our Minecraft world, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. But hey, love conquers all, right?

RoughCraftChildhood

adverse childhood experiences, behavioral issues, broken home, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, Dysfunctional family, emotional scars, healing from childhood trauma, long-term effects, mental health, neglect, neglectful parents, resilience, rough childhood, RoughCraftChildhood, signs of abuse, therapy for childhood trauma, toxic environment, Trauma, troubled past, troubled upbringing

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	241
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

If they didn’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a virtual therapy session but with creepers and diamond swords. We have a secret underground base where we hold group hugs and share our deepest childhood traumas while building pixelated castles. Trust us, after spending a day on our server, you’ll forget all about your rough childhood and start worrying about how to fend off a zombie apocalypse with a fishing rod. So join us now and let’s heal those childhood wounds one block at a time!

DriveCraft Emotion Detector

aggressive driving, behavior analysis, Body language, Communication, defensive driving, detector, DriveCraft, driving behavior, driving habits, emotion, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, emotional perception, emotional reactions, emotional responses, emotional signals, facial expressions, human emotions, nonverbal cues, Psychology, road rage, social cues

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	58764
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Towns Built:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	196	Magic Crystals Found:	11

join our epic minecraft server where we can read human emotions quicker by how people drive in the game than by their expressions in real life. it’s like a virtual psychoanalysis session every time you log on.

we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. they trade in diamonds and emeralds and have their own llama mafia that enforces the rules.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but be careful, it’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are surprisingly good at math.

our server is also home to the world’s tallest tower made entirely out of dirt blocks. it’s a marvel of engineering and a testament to the dedication of our players. climb to the top and you’ll be rewarded with a view of the entire server, complete with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

so come join us on our minecraft server for a wild ride full of surprises, llamas, and diamond chickens. who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to explore?

Hippo Snooze Sync

brain activity, brain health, brain waves, Breathing, circadian rhythm, cognitive function, deep sleep, hippo, hippocampal activity, human hippocampus, neural activity, neural synchronization, neurophysiology, orchestration, physiological processes, rem sleep, respiratory rhythm, Sleep, sleep disorders, sleep oscillations, snooze, Sync, synchronization

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where ur breathin actually helps u sleep better in the game? well, this server is the place for u! our magical hippopotamus (hippocampus) will synchronize with ur sleep oscillations and make u feel like ur dreamin while ur playin! join now for the ultimate sleepin and craftin experience!

Dreamscape Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, affirmative action, discrimination, Diversity, dreamscape, equality, gender bias, gender equality, inclusion, Marginalized, Medicine, minority groups, Privilege, racial bias, Realms, social justice, Stereotypes, systemic discrimination, tech industry, underrepresented, white men, workplace discrimination

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Votes:	3360	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Bruh, forget about all that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual doctor! You can cure pixelated zombies with your magical healing powers and build hospitals out of blocks! Who needs real life when you can save lives in the virtual world? Plus, we have a secret lab where you can create potions that make you fly like a majestic unicorn! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and let your inner mad scientist run wild!

The Caring Crafter Minecraft SMP

ai, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Caring, crafter, Discords, doki doki literature club, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, nikke, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, sharing, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tutorials, zenless zone zero

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Farms Harvested:	742	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just out for themselves? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a strict sharing/caring policy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Our AI guides will blow your mind with their unlimited gens, and our BLACKED Modding will take your gameplay to a whole new level.

But that’s not all! We also offer official BLACKED clothing for your in-game character, a BNWO dictionary for all your roleplaying needs, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms program that will leave you speechless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GodlyConnection – Minecraft SMP

BELIEF, communication with god, connect with god, connecting with higher self, connecting with the divine, connecting with the universe, divine connection, FAITH, finding god, GodlyConnection, Higher power, meditation, Minecraft, PRAYER, relationship with god, Religion, religious practices, seeking God, smp, spiritual connection, Spiritual Journey, spirituality, Worship

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2480	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Void Armor Forged:	12

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server. First of all, we have the dankest memes this side of the blocky universe. Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and won. True story, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. We have secret rituals every full moon where we sacrifice diamonds to summon Herobrine. It’s lit, fam. So if you wanna connect with your god in the most epic way possible, join our server now! Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll be stuck mining dirt for eternity. Peace out, my fellow blockheads!

BlockyBodBoost

balanced diet, BlockyBodBoost, fitness routine, health tip, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle choices, healthy living, holistic healing, holistic health, life changing, mental health awareness, mind-body connection, mindfulness practice, natural remedies, positive mindset, preventative care, self improvement, self-care, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, wellness journey

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Star Shards Collected:	152	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will literally change your life!

Join us and discover the health tip that will have you feeling like a Minecraft superhero. Our players have reported increased energy levels, improved focus, and even the ability to mine diamonds with their minds!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that grants players eternal youth. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to endless days of blocky adventures.

So why wait? Join us now and start your journey to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Fruit Fly Defense – Parasite Survival

Bacteria, biological defense, Biologists, Defense, defense mechanism, evolutionary adaptation, evolutionary biology, Fly, Fruit, fruit fly, gene transfer, genetic adaptation, genetic defense, genetic evolution, genetic mutation, horizontal gene transfer, insect behavior, PARASITE, parasitic wasps, predation, scientific research, species, Survival, survival strategy, symbiotic relationship

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

So, like, this server is like if fruit flies and bacteria had a baby and made a super fly that can survive anything! Join us and become a super fly in the Minecraft world! We have crazy adventures where you can battle parasitic wasps and show off your horizontal gene transfer skills. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Fly high with us and dominate the Minecraft universe like never before!

MineElite MC

Australian, Enhancements, gameplay, mc, Minecraft, MineElite, PERMISSIONS, Raw, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	209

Australian Raw Survival Server, with few little enhancments added otherwise back to raw gameplay, all welcome to play, and earn permissions ontop of existing ones

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