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VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Towns Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crops Grown:	4568

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

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SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Time for a Solar Game!

soolartime.minecraftjoin.xyz

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military threat, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, seoul, united nations, weapons

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Towns Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ColdBrewCraft

caffeine boost, chilled coffee, coffee connoisseur, coffee lover, coffee on the rocks, cold and delicious, Cold brew, Cold coffee, cold coffee addiction, cold coffee cravings, cold coffee enjoyment, cold coffee indulgence, cold coffee perfection, cold coffee recipe, cold coffee satisfaction, ColdBrewCraft, iced beverage, iced coffee, purposefully cold, refreshing drink, summer beverage

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Votes:	9784
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

are you tired of hot coffee? are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where the coffee is always cold and the adventures are always hot!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music.

our players ride around on giant chickens and have epic battles with evil pandas.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at your enemies.

so come on down to our server where the coffee is cold and the fun never stops!

SkyWorld

Adventure, Buildbattle, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crops Grown:	6867
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

SkyWorld is a Skyblock Only Server.

With our project, we aim to create an exceptional environment for users to explore the skies alone, in a group or with a large guild. From exciting quests, guild wars and trading opportunities, expect many small features that significantly improve the quality of life on our server!

We are Community-Based and want to evolve together with our players. We keep a huge distance to p2w mechanics and try to maintain our economy as best as possible.

Skyworld.g-portal.game:33231