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BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	106
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Love Letters Sent:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

MARVELG8 Minecraft server

#serverowner, action, Adventure, Avengers, Community, creator, FANTASY, Gaming, Marvel, MarvelG8, MarvelUniverse, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nomods, OnlineGame, Server, Superheroes, Supervillains, Villains

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	7

MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	6648
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Buildings Constructed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abhorrent, cringe-worthy, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, GrossCraft, ICKY, Minecraft, Nasty, nauseating, off-putting, Repulsive, revolting, Server, shameful, stomach-turning, Ultimate, unhygienic, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, yucky

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

CraftyPrisonerSwap, current events, detention, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, exchange, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Italian-Iranian relations, italy, jailed, journalist, Justice, Media, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Political, press freedom, prisoner swap, Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Potions Brewed:	86
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.

so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?

YandexHideNSeekCraft

Censorship, Conflict, Court, Digital, drone attacks, geo-location, Hide, Legal, Mapping, Maps, Moscow, navigation, Oil Refinery, privacy, Ruling, russia, SECURITY, Technology, UKRAINIAN, YANDEX, YandexHideNSeekCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz like, there’s this crazy story about how a Moscow court was all like “yo Yandex, you gotta hide this oil refinery on maps cuz Ukrainian drones be attacking it.” like, what even is that, right? but yeah, join the server for some epic adventures and maybe you’ll find some hidden oil refineries too. who knows, man. just come and have a blast!