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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 4504 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 56 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 435626 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6666 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
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