WELCOME to the BLACK HOLE of BLOCKS! JOIN NOW or Regret Forever!
Are you ready to experience a Minecraft server that blurs the lines between the infinite and the abyss? This isn’t just a game; it’s a riptide of reality that WILL swallow your existence into the pixelated universe! Time is a flat circle, and we have the most paradoxical gameplay that might just be the best or absolutely the worst—who knows?!
Features That Will Warp Your Mind!
| Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Infinite Inventory Space | Feel free to carry ALL your ideas in your mind and pockets—just don’t try to pick up more than 4 blocks at a time or the universe collapses! |
| Gravity-Defying Blocks | Why walk on the ground when you can float through the confusion? Watch out for the anti-gravity pigs! |
| Time-Travelling Creepers | Avoid them, or they’ll blow you into yesterday’s yesterday. Seriously. You’ll never escape! |
| Random Skeletal Banter | Skeletons talk about your life choices every time you sleep. It’s both comforting and terrifying! |
| Endless Nightmares | The sun will never rise if you say “Minecraft” three times in a row. Prepare for eternal darkness! |
Frequently Asked Questions!
Q: How do I join this server?
A: Joining is as simple as being born in a washing machine! Just scream “I am a pixel!” and dance under a full moon for optimal results.
Q: What are the server rules?
A: Rules? The only rule is to never trust your own thoughts. Except when building, then do whatever feels ‘right’—that probably won’t implode your reality!
Q: Is there any staff on the server?
A: People have claimed to see staff, but were they staff? Or were they figments of your imagination? Exactly.
What Do Others Say?
“go on.. surprise me :3”
“I can’t believe we’re doing this again. Or are we?”
“It’s not about the blocks, it’s about the dreams that haunt you!”
