Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server, we’re all about escalating tensions and creating chaos. Want to show the West who’s boss? Test out some nuclear weapons in-game and watch the world burn (figuratively, of course).
Sick of American drones buzzing around your territory? Take matters into your own hands and shoot them down in our virtual Black Sea. And don’t even get us started on Kiev – let’s make it a no-go zone for all those pesky Western politicians.
In this server, it’s all about taking action and causing mayhem. So grab your virtual weapons, gear up, and get ready to shake things up. The West may think they’re untouchable, but we’ll show them who’s really in charge. Join now and let the chaos begin!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant creepers that drop double the amount of gunpowder. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest in the abandoned mineshaft, you’ll be rewarded with a stack of enchanted golden apples that give you super strength.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun in Minecraft!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where Putin himself is a player! Yes, you heard that right. He’s taking a break from running Russia to mine diamonds and build epic structures in our virtual world. Join now to witness Putin riding a pig into battle against creepers and zombies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a dancing chicken disco party every Friday night. Get your groove on with our feathered friends and show off your best dance moves.
So why would Putin do this? Because our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft. Join now and see for yourself!
Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to join a world where Putin announces Jesus Christ as black because the jews apparently got to him? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unpredictable world?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness that awaits you!
Our server is like Russia itself – a mix of the Russian Empire, the Soviet Union, and a Chinese-owned gas station and nickel mine. You never know what you’ll encounter next, whether it’s a tsar building a palace out of diamond blocks or a communist trying to redistribute everyone’s diamonds equally.
Putin may have failed to bring real political representation to Russia, but on our server, you can become the ruler you’ve always dreamed of. Will you be a benevolent dictator or a power-hungry tyrant? The choice is yours!
Join us now and experience the thrill of conquering new lands, betraying your friends, and building your own empire. Who needs real-world politics when you can create your own drama in Minecraft?
Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.
Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!
Join us and leave all the Russia-Ukraine war talk behind. No more spam, no more genocide – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers instead of worrying about taxes and political turmoil.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground bunker, protected from any real-world conflicts. So you can rest easy knowing that you’re safe from any Russia-Ukraine drama while you play.
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our wacky and wild Minecraft community. Who needs real-world problems when you can have virtual adventures with us? Join now and leave all that nonsense behind!
Four years ago, Paula (age 37) married a man with two kids, ages 15 and 17. But here’s the twist – they hate Paula with a burning passion! Despite the drama, their step-siblings hit it off at the wedding and now they’re basically besties.
Now, Paula wants to ban their friendship because it’s ruining her reputation. But we say, forget that noise! Come join our server where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Build, explore, and maybe even repair some broken family bonds along the way.
Who needs real cousins when you can have virtual ones on our server? Plus, we promise no judgmental relatives will be lurking around to spoil the fun. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a family adventure like no other!
WE HAVE PENGUINS THAT CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO SURF ON ICEBERGS, AND POLAR BEARS THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS (THEY’RE ACTUALLY JUST TRYING TO EAT YOU, BUT IT’S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS).
ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS LOCATED ON AN ACTUAL GLACIER? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. WE STRAPPED SOME SERVER TOWERS TO A MASSIVE ICEBERG AND NOW WE’RE FLOATING AROUND THE OCEAN, BRINGING YOU THE COOLEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE EVER.
SO COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE SCORCHING HEAT OF SUMMER 2024. WHO NEEDS GLOBAL WARMING WHEN YOU’VE GOT OUR CHILL SERVER TO HANG OUT ON?
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EdgeCraft is a Factions server with features like MCMMO and KOTH. We are located within the oceanic region providing vast gameplay for our members.
103.152.197.169:25500
SMP Server with cool custom plugins and features that make survival more exciting and less boring. We have features such as AuraSkills, Land Claiming, Crafting table, Chest, and Furnace Visualization, and more.
144.217.199.3:25616
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild bug appears and starts wreaking havoc on your game. But fear not, because our expert team of derpy developers is here to help you squash those bugs and turn your Minecraft world into a coding masterpiece.
From building redstone contraptions that make no sense to creating custom plugins that may or may not explode your server, our SMP is the perfect place to unleash your inner gamedev…even if the most coding you’ve done is on Scratch. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the coding chaos begin!