Pretentious MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyGallery Minecraft Server

artistic vision, modern art gallery, Unconventional, Minecraft, CraftyGallery

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take modern art to a whole new level! Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual gallery, admiring a sticky note with a line that slightly bends drawn on it, and suddenly someone starts golf clapping in the distance. It’s like a masterpiece of pretentiousness that you never knew you needed in your life!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of cheese, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing to funky beats.

So come join us on this wild ride of creativity and absurdity. Who knows what bizarre adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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FakeCelebHater Minecraft SMP

smp, Minecraft, unappealing, inauthentic, Disingenuous

Are you tired of dealing with fake celebrities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! We promise you won’t find any fake celebrities here, just a bunch of crazy players who are ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will give you superpowers in real life. So if you want to fly like Superman or shoot lasers from your eyes, this is the place to be! Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

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ImpressiveButNot Minecraft Server

image-conscious, Vain, Show off, Minecraft, bragging

Join our Minecraft server and impress your friends with your ability to ride a pig while juggling diamonds and singing the entire Minecraft soundtrack backwards! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself wants to join just to see what all the hype is about. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life Ender Dragon. So why wait? Join now and become a Minecraft legend in your own mind!

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RichCraft Minecraft Server

out of touch, entitled, extravagant lifestyle, ostentatious, Extravagant

Are you tired of hearing rich people brag about their private jets and designer handbags? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave those snooty rich folks behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on top of chickens.

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who want to stick it to the wealthy elite. Build your own mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows, and battle against evil billionaires who are trying to take over the server with their armies of butlers and maids.

So come join us and show those out of touch rich people what real fun looks like in Minecraft!

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BesserwissersMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

IRRITATING, Server, ANNOYING, condescending, Minecraft

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with know-it-all players who think they’re better than everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most annoying besserwissers you will ever come across!

Join us if you want to be constantly corrected on how to build the perfect house, mine for diamonds like a pro, or fight off creepers with style. Our players will make sure you never forget the proper way to play Minecraft, even if it means driving you crazy in the process.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. So come on over and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

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HateBlock Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NEGATIVE, selfish, dislike, inconsiderate

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to be surrounded by players who dislike anyone who doesn’t wear a pumpkin on their head at all times. That’s right, if you’re not rocking a pumpkin helmet, you’re outta here!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server behind the scenes. They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled, they’re the true masterminds pulling the strings.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, don’t forget your pumpkin helmet!

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PretentiousMidwit’s Minecraft Server

midwit opinion, most pretentious midwit, pretentious opinion, most midwit, most pretentious

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft!

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a TikTok account with more followers than PewDiePie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato army. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden disco cave, you’ll be granted three wishes by a dancing llama named Larry.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a basic blockhead, join us now and let the madness begin!

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Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

#youtube, Soundtrack, wandering, 2kki, Yume 2kki

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

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Weirdly Honest Crafty Crew – Where Being Helpful is Hilarious!

social network, sterile, positivity, hilarious, Helpful

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and leave behind the closed wall gardens of society, where you don’t even need a phone number to register – because who needs that kind of restriction in a virtual world?

Our server is a sanctuary for those who have been victimized by the harsh realities of life, where you can build, create, and explore without judgment. No need to worry about being called cringe here, we embrace all forms of creativity, even if it comes with a side of edginess and pretentiousness.

Forget about the sterile society that surrounds you, join us and be a part of a community that actually cares about making a difference. Our server is a place where you can let your blackened heart roam free, where shaving your beard is not a requirement for being civilized – because let’s face it, civilization takes a lot more than that.

So come on in, join our server and show us what you’ve got. Let’s build a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity knows no bounds. Who knows, you might just find a little slice of heaven in this virtual paradise.

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SmugCraft: Where Even the Creepers Are Smugger Than You

love, Cocky, self-assured, self-important, Narcissistic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.

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