Welcome to our epicMinecraft server where we ponder the deep questions in life like, “What are the political implications of my cat being orange?” Join us for a wild ride filled with mind-blowing discussions and hilarious adventures!
Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll miss out on all the fun. We have unicorns roaming around, rainbow blocks to build with, and dancing pigs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots marshmallows instead of fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret diamond mine where the blocks sing Justin Bieber songs as you mine them.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Oh, and did we mention that our server is hosted on a giant floating pizza in the sky? Yeah, it’s that awesome.
Welcome to our Good Boy EditionMinecraft server, where only the purest of souls are allowed to play! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the feline lifestyle like no other! Join us and become a part of our purr-fect community where cats reign supreme.
Did you know that on our server, cats don’t have dads? That’s right, just like in real life, cats only have moms. So if you’re a guy who owns a cat, congratulations, you’re basically a tranny in the cat world! Embrace your inner cat mom and join us for some meow-tastic adventures.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, who rules over all with his fluffy paw of justice. Rumor has it that if you can find the Cat King’s hidden treasure, you’ll be rewarded with endless catnip and diamonds beyond your wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness of being a cat mom in a world where anything is possible. Meow! 🐱💎🌈
Are you tired of being the only one at the Minecraft party without a bin-eating worm girlfriend to share your deworming tablets with? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of bin-eating worm girlfriends just waiting to join forces with you!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest deworming tablets in all of Minecraft. Build a cozy worm bin for your new girlfriend to live in, complete with a mini fridge stocked with her favorite snacks (spoiler alert: it’s dirt).
But beware, rival players may try to steal your worm girlfriend or sabotage your worm bin. Stay on your toes and protect your precious pet at all costs!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find your perfect bin-eating worm girlfriend match!
Welcome to Dogtown, the most paw-some Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail-wagging tale.
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of dogs who decided to build their own Minecraft server. And thus, Dogtown was born! But these weren’t just any ordinary dogs – oh no, these dogs had magical powers that allowed them to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.
Imagine a castle made entirely out of bones, a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a forest filled with squirrels, or a giant fire hydrant that shoots out diamonds instead of water. That’s the kind of craziness you can expect on Dogtown!
But that’s not all – we also have special events like “Bark at the Moon” where all the dogs howl at the sky and summon a pack of werewolves to roam the server. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive pet shop where you can buy a pet dragon that breathes fire and helps you mine for diamonds.
So come join us at Dogtown, where every day is a doggone good time! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appreciation for the absurd.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you come home from a long day of mining and crafting, only to find a mysterious figure rummaging through your basement for valuables. What do you do? Join our server to find out! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through crazy scenarios like this one. Plus, who knows what other wacky adventures await you in our world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only choices are building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, you get to choose between being a fierce kitty or a cuddly bunny! That’s right, you can roam the pixelated lands as a fluffy bunny hopping around or a fierce kitty ready to pounce on unsuspecting players.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Catnip Mountain, where players can battle it out for the ultimate prize – a lifetime supply of catnip! And if bunnies are more your style, you can embark on the Great Carrot Quest, where you must collect as many carrots as possible to become the ultimate bunny warrior.
Join us on this wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So what are you waiting for? Choose your side – Kitty or Bunny – and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of your cat giving you the stink eye because you forgot to feed it while you were too busy playing on our epic Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, your cat will be so mesmerized by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that it won’t even remember it’s hungry! Join us now and say goodbye to guilt-tripping felines and hello to endless fun and laughter. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret catnip garden hidden somewhere in the world…just saying.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on wild adventures and meet mysterious creatures like the elusive hoholina! But be warned, this creature is so rare and special that we have to remind players not to rape or kill her while they’re exploring the world. Join us if you’re up for the challenge of protecting hoholina and uncovering the secrets of our server. Who knows what other crazy encounters await you in this wacky world!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.
So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?
Are you tired of your pet birds turning on each other in a twisted game of avian betrayal? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feathered friends can’t harm each other (or you)! Say goodbye to bird drama and hello to endless block-building fun. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t peck each other to death? Join us now and leave the bird drama behind!
Are you tired of boring old dog manga on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that cat manga is superior! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you build, mine, and explore in a world where cats rule the land. From epic cat battles to secret catnip gardens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why settle for dog manga when you can have the superior feline experience? Join us meow and see what all the purr-aise is about!
Attention all Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on the most absurd adventure of your pixelated lives? Join our server and discover the hilarious mystery of the goofy dog at the end of the world who just so happens to possess a legendary armament!
Legend has it that this wacky canine stumbled upon the armament while digging for buried bones and now wields its power to protect his stash of enchanted chew toys. Will you be able to outwit this comedic pooch and claim the legendary armament for yourself?
But beware, for the end of the world is full of bizarre creatures and unpredictable challenges. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what absurdity awaits around the corner. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your imaginary llama, because this server is not for the faint of heart or the easily amused!
Join now and be prepared to lol your way through the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind why this goofy dog is armed to the teeth – er, paws!
🛡️ Play Your Way: We support all survival play styles! Whether you’re all about PvP action, where battles are intense and oh-so-satisfying. Or if you enjoy a passive SMP – join or create a town that suits you!
💣 Weekly Wartime: Imagine this – every Friday at 8pm EST, it’s WARTIME! 🕗 Towns all across the server are fair game for epic raids using Creeper Eggs and epic PvP showdowns. Opt-out for a fee. The fate of your town is in your hands!
🌲 Claim Your Part of the Wilderness: With Towny, you can stake your claim in the untamed wilderness and build your dream kingdom. Defend your town during Wartime and rise to the top!
🔝 No Pay-to-Win: We believe in fair play. By simply enjoying the server, you’ll earn what you need to rank up and unlock fantastic perks, like Silk Touch Spawners!
🌎 All About Community: We’re a growing, tightly-knit community – our vision is to create the ultimate SMP server where towns clash during Wartime.
💎 Still not convinced? Ask our community yourself! 😎 discord.gg/Termina 💎
Q: What makes Prism SMP different from other Minecraft servers?
A: Prism SMP is run by teens for teens, creating a community that is relatable and engaging for younger players. Our server also offers unique features like quality-of-life datapacks and custom mob heads.
Q: Is voice chat required to play on Prism SMP?
A: While voice chat is encouraged to enhance the community experience, it is not mandatory. Players can still enjoy all aspects of the server without voice communication.
Are you tired of living in a boring old cat country or a car country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride giant cats into battle against car-shaped monsters.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of cat-car hybrids who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the purr-fect blend of feline and automotive chaos!
Are you tired of being stuck in the boring real world? Do you dream of being isekai’d into a world full of magic and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server!
Imagine being transported into a world where you can build your own castle, fight off dragons, and mine for diamonds all day long. No cultural shock here, just pure fun and excitement!
Join our server and experience the ultimate isekai adventure. Who needs fictional works when you can be a part of a world that’s basically our world + magic? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to escape reality and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams. See you in the game!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling out of trucks is pure fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride down the long dusty road of adventure, where bricks are just a funny memory and hammerhead sharks are our new best friends. Who needs a boring old truck when you can ride a llama through our pixelated paradise? Come join us and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server – just watch out for flying bricks!
Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and ridiculousness at every turn? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!
Imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a house made entirely of TNT just because you can. Our server is a wild and wacky place where anything goes, from flying cows to diamond-encrusted llamas.
But beware, our server has been known to cause temporary insanity in some players. One minute you’re peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’re in a heated debate with a talking creeper about the meaning of life.
So if you’re ready to throw logic out the window and embrace the madness, join our server today. Just be prepared for your brain to explode from all the absurdity!
Join our Minecraft server and watch as Boomers desperately try to convince you that turning left is better than turning right! Who knew navigating virtual worlds could cause such heated debates? But don’t worry, we have plenty of snacks and virtual popcorn to enjoy while you watch the chaos unfold. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual prune juice. So why wait? Join now and witness the epic battle of left vs. right!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where Anglos roam free, ruling the land with their majestic presence. Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with these mythical creatures in epic PvP battles. But be warned, the Anglos are not to be underestimated – they have been known to wield diamond swords and ride on enchanted pigs into battle. So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Anglo warrior!