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CraftyPig – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most epic one out there! Join now for a chance to fight against the legendary Raid Boss Yufine and earn epic rewards!

Join one of our wacky guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan and show off your skills in the most outrageous battles Minecraft has ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and mayhem of our server today! Just remember to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or else you might get caught in a netori trap!

Delicious Goyim Tastes Like Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
New Chunks Explored:	624735	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion!

We have crazy events like “Jews vs Goyim” where players battle it out for control of the server, and the losers get turned into Zogchow for the slaves to feast on. But hey, at least it’s gluten-free!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism. Just kidding… or are we?

Chad’s Love Shack Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	800
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Mines Excavated:	3004
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being rejected by weird lonely guys on campus? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can date Chad! Chad is the most attractive man in the virtual world and he will make you feel like a million diamonds. Join our server and find love, adventure, and maybe even some diamond armor to protect your heart. Who needs the weird lonely guy when you can have Chad by your side? Come join us and start your epic love story today!

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General – SMP #6673

alg, Augment Guide, August Von Parseval, Azur, azur lane, Azur Lane General, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Dangerous Inventions, Discord, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, general, Giulio Cesare META, Guild Spreadsheet, Hatsuzuki ASMR, Houshou META, Lane, Lore, Mary Celeste, Minecraft, Nagato META, pvp guide, Secrets, Ship Tier List, Sleeping wear skins, smp, SR Kotegawa Yui, SR Sairenji Haruna, SSR Konjiki no Yami, SSR Lala Satalin Deviluke, SSR Momo Velia Deviluke, SSR Nana Astar Deviluke, Story summary, Suffren party dress skin, To Love Ru collab, Ulrich schoolgirl, Voroshilov, Weser maid skin, Wiki, Yorktown

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate To Love Ru Collab experience! That’s right, SSR Lala Satalin Deviluke, SSR Konjiki no Yami, SSR Momo Velia Deviluke, SSR Nana Astar Deviluke, SR Kotegawa Yui, and SR Sairenji Haruna are all waiting for you to join in on the fun. And don’t forget about the sleeping wear skins for the collab girls and August Von Parseval in his Ulrich schoolgirl outfit – it’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secrets like the Mary Celeste, Yorktown, and Voroshilov waiting to be uncovered. Plus, get ready for the Houshou META cruise mission and Suffren’s party dress skin with the Cruise Pass. And who could forget about the upcoming Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin? It’s going to be epic!

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just a friendly reminder, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – it’s all about the in-game experience here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with dangerous inventions, ASMR from Hatsuzuki, and a whole lot of craziness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Minecraft Server: Explain This to Me

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and explosive sheep! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you?

Kurei Kei’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
Endless Night Skies:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs drop sick beats and the players drop sick dance moves. It’s lit, fam.

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is the unofficial mascot of the server. He’s a total diva and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant cheese grater, because why not? Watch out for those sharp edges, they’ll grate you to bits!

4. We have a group of friendly dolphins who will guide you to buried treasure chests if you offer them fish tacos. They have exquisite taste.

5. The server owner once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splashdown in a pool of lava. It’s the hottest ride in town!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at Kurei Kei! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Party Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the demise of evil-doers in the most epic way possible! Join us for our annual “Dead Rapist Day” celebration, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and roast marshmallows while sharing stories of justice served.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Zombie Pigman Disco Party,” where undead pigmen bust out their best dance moves to the beat of Minecraft music discs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie pigman do the Macarena!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must navigate a treacherous course of lava pits and fiery obstacles to reach the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted golden sword that shoots fireworks!

So come on down to our server and join in the madness – because where else can you celebrate dead rapists and dance with zombie pigmen all in one place?

Never-Not-Notch Minecraft SMP

acceptance, assigned at birth, Authenticity, discrimination, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ community, mental health, Minecraft, NeverNotNotch, personal growth, self harm, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deception, smp, social change, societal expectations, societal norms, Suicide prevention, transgender rights

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Zombie Dances:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a cow wearing sunglasses! Why, you ask? Because those cows are actually secret agents sent to spy on us by the evil Chicken Empire! Join us as we band together to uncover the truth behind the sunglasses-wearing cows and save our world from a clucking catastrophe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time-traveling miner?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and music spun by our resident creeper DJ. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions on the dance floor!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Pocky Sunday edish is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. They were greeted by a giant pink unicorn who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear if they joined the server. Of course, they couldn’t resist and soon found themselves in epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous pandas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pocky Sunday, a day where all players gather to feast on delicious Pocky sticks and challenge each other to epic dance-offs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters break it down to the latest Minecraft music hits.

So what are you waiting for? Join Pocky Sunday edish today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the land and have your own dancing chicken army at your command.

SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Animals Bred:	84
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate the end of No Nut November in style! Join us as we bond over our shared struggle to resist the urge to nut for a whole month. But fear not, for the time has come to release all that pent-up energy and let the nutting commence!

Not only will you have the opportunity to bond with other players who have endured the challenge, but you can also come in and milk them for all they’re worth! Post your favorite porn memes, hang out in our virtual world, and let loose in the most epic way possible.

Don’t miss out on the last hours of this epic event, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Join us now and let the nutting begin!