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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9884 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!
Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!