Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!
Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!
come join our epic minecraft server where the far-right gains in EU elections have led to stunning defeats for France’s Macron and Germany’s Scholz! why waste time with politics when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in our crazy world? who needs world leaders when you can be the ruler of your own minecraft kingdom? join now for a chance to overthrow the establishment and become the ultimate minecraft champion! let’s show those politicians who’s boss in our virtual world of chaos and creativity!
haha u ever heard of a minecraft server where the french far right obliterates macron’s camp in the EU election? well, now u have! come join us for some epic battles and political drama in the world of minecraft. build ur own camp, rally ur troops, and take down the establishment like never before. who needs real politics when u can have this kind of chaos in a blocky world? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!
hey there gamers, do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than macron calling early elections after some far-right dudes got a bunch of votes in europe? well then come on down to our server where the only thing more wild than the politics is the creepers blowing up your house! we’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more surprises than finding diamonds in a cave. join us for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the block?!” every five minutes. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. come join us now and let’s get crafting!
so, like, have you heard of this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be in all of minecraft land. you gotta join because, like, the far right is claiming a large lead in france or something. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just with a touch of chaos and mayhem.
come build your dream house in the shape of a giant baguette or battle it out with your friends in epic pvp battles. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery.
join us now and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that. just trust us, you won’t regret it. #vivalafrance #minecraftmadness
lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!
yo, you ever seen leftwing people? they crazy patriotic, like they out here demonstrating and fighting for their country like it’s their job. but guess what? on our Minecraft server, we take patriotism to a whole new level. we got leftwing people building American flags out of diamonds, chanting the national anthem while battling creepers. if you wanna show your love for your country in the most epic way possible, join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! 🇺🇸🔥🎮 #minecraftpatriots #diamondflagsfordays
so, like, u ever wanted to be da ruler of europe? well, dis server is ur chance, bro! all da cool kids r joinin cuz we got da best parties and da sickest builds. we got dragons flyin around and unicorns pooping rainbows. u wanna be da king or queen of dis land? den join us and show dem oldies who’s boss. plus, we got free pizza every friday night. so, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come on, join da fun and be da coolest kid in europe.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as resilient as the German economy, then look no further! Our server is like a wheelbarrow full of money – you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s always a wild ride. Join us and experience the thrill of losing wars, paying billions in reparations, and still coming out on top like a true kraut! Who needs Pierre when you can have bratwurst and beer on our server? Prost!
Are you ready to join the ultimate battle for supremacy in a Minecraft server like no other? Welcome to our server where the craziest race war is happening in Germany!
Join forces with the Llamas and fight against the evil Sheep Empire as they try to take over the land of sausages and beer. Will you be able to defend your territory and claim victory in this epic showdown?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted bratwursts and enchanted lederhosen waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to find these hidden treasures and become the richest player in the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness of the race war in Germany! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have no fear, because on our server, you can join a faction dedicated to Latin America and take on the evil Americans who dare to step foot on our pixelated land!
Join us as we battle it out in epic PvP battles, where the fate of Latin America hangs in the balance. Will you fight for freedom and justice, or will you join the dark side and conquer all in your path? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything goes – even if it means taking out your fellow players in the name of Latin America!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you are willing to kill (or die) for Latin America. Viva la Minecraft!
Are you tired of dealing with fake countries and made-up nations in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has just banished all those phony factions and brought back the OG civilizations! Join us and witness the epic battle between the ancient Greeks and Romans, or maybe even the dinosaurs and cavemen! Who needs fake countries when you can join a server where history comes to life and chaos reigns supreme? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at any griefers trying to ruin your creations. That’s right, llama bodyguards!
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret!
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode in your face… but don’t worry, it’s just a friendly prankster!
4. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind… literally!
5. Our server is endorsed by none other than Herobrine himself, who pops in from time to time to wreak havoc and chaos. Join now and become a part of the madness!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on this server, Israel always comes first… for some reason.
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate high IQ right-wing ethnostate where we take down those pesky muzzies! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of like-minded players who are ready to dominate the Minecraft world. Plus, who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned enemy to fight against? So come join us and show those muzzies who’s boss!
Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our economy is so messed up, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and confusion. And guess what? Israel is dying! But don’t worry, we’ve got a plan – we’re gonna make all the non-Jewish players super anti-semitic so the Jews will have to flee to Israel in a dramatic escape. Join us for the most insane and unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.
If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.
VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.
Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.
A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.
We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!
Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂